My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha - Jolie Kerr

No one needs “how to get semen out of linen” in their google history. Have some class about your hilarious mishaps and use ___ bright book instead. Featuring concoctions for cleaning floors, clothing, upholstery, and your pets made out of things you actually have in your house or can snag from the store around the corner, My Boyfriend earns the double badge of funny and practical.