DC Home Red XL Tshirt

$25.00

On a Metro escalator, do you stand on the right, pass on the left? Yes? Good. There is a 30% chance of snow, but no more than 1-2 inches. Do you stay home? Of course! As you should. Before reading this, were you aware that in DC, east/west streets are lettered, north/south streets are numbered, and diagonal streets are named after states? Duh! Have you seen a motorcade in the last week? See above. Did you know that DMV stands for something other than the department of motor vehicles? Yes!: The District, Maryland, and Virginia. Do you get called for jury duty as often as legally possible? Ugh, grand jury next week. Great! Here is a t-shirt that makes it perfectly clear you are not a tourist.